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Get Your Wife to Let You Go Fishing

Four married guys went fishing.  After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy:  "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.  I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy:  "That is nothing.  I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy:  "Man, you both have it easy!  I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to fish.  When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him.  "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.  What's the deal?"

Fourth guy:  "I just set my alarm for 5:30 AM.  When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her rear end and said, "Fishing or Sex?"  She said, "Wear sun-block."