| Atlanta ATC: | "Tower to Saudi Air 911. You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." |
|---|---|
| Saudi Air: | "Thank you, Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah be praised." |
| Atlanta ATC: | "Tower to Iran Air 711. You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." |
| Iran Air: | "Thank you, Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah is great." |
| . . . | |
| Saudi Air: | "Atlanta ATC, Atlanta ATC..." |
| Atlanta ATC: | "Go ahead, Saudi Air 911." |
| Saudi Air: | "You have cleared both our aircraft for the same runway going in opposite directions. We are on a collision course. Instructions, please..." |
| Atlanta ATC: | "Well, bless your hearts and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now, and tell Allah 'hey' for us, ya hear?" |
