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Dimetra's Funnies, Etc. for August 2007

New Apple Product

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough, since women frequently complain about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.