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Men
- Men are like Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.
- Men are like Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
- Men are like Blenders - You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
- Men are like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
- Men are like Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
- Men are like Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
- Men are like Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.
- Men are like Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Men are like Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
- Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
- Men are like Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free," here's an update for you:
Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage.
Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
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