Room Service: Morrin. Roon sirbees.
Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room service.
Room Service: Rye, roon sirbees... Morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?
Guest: Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.
Room Service: Ow July den?
Guest: What?
Room Service: Ow July den? Pryed, boyud, poochd?
Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... Scrambled, please.
Room Service: Ow July dee baykem? Crease?
Guest: Crisp will be fine.
Room Service: Hokay. An Sahn toes?
Guest: What?
Room Service: An toes. July Sahn toes?
Guest: I... don't think so.
Room Service: No? Judo wan sahn toes?
Guest: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.
Room Service: Toes! Toes! Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?
Guest: Oh, English muffin! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'. Fine... Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
Room Service: We bodder?
Guest: No, just put the bodder on the side.
Room Service: Wad?
Guest: I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side.
Room Service: Copy?
Guest: Excuse me?
Room Service: Copy... Tea... Meel?
Guest: Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything.
Room Service: One minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh, and copy. Rye?
Guest: Whatever you say.
Room Service: Tenjooberrymuds.
Guest: You're welcome.
