Mitch was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, "Mitch, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on."
She did, and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them."
I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
"Hmmm," said Mitch. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mitch took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here, try these on."
She tried them on, and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
Mitch said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then, Karen pulled off her panties and flipped them to Mitch. She said, "Here, you try on mine."
Mitch grinned and said, "That's silly. I can't get into your panties."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
