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Dimetra's Funnies, Etc. for September 2007
Worm Ministry
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars:
- The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
- The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
- The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
- The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
- The first worm, in alcohol: Dead.
- The second worm, in cigarette smoke: Dead.
- The third worm, in chocolate syrup: Dead.
- The fourth worm, in good clean soil: Alive.
So, the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back, and quickly raised her hand saying, "As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have
worms!"
